"you’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago"
- grow every second (via inthespiritofbeing)
(Source: edgeandvoidfriction, via jesussbabymomma)
Nothing says “I like you a lot” like a hand around your throat during sex.
(Source: littleprincessbottom, via justtheladyinblack)
but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude
An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x